I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.
where are the notes
this guy knows whats up
when you say a great comeback without stuttering
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
"are you a boy or a girl?"
walking downstairs in the middle of the night after blogging
Mom: “Why are you awake?”
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
I think you’re a liar, sir.
The moment just before a shark breaks the surface tension of the water.
an erotic poem:
eg so hot
hot hot egg
egg so hot u fry a leg
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place