I Don't Know What I'm Doing

megasonger:

“Tell us an interesting fact about yourself!”

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prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

chutzpadik:

autistic ppl’s worth is not dependent on whether they can work an office job, or whether they have a mysterious skill in the maths or sciences, or whether they can pass as neurotypical in everyday life. not conforming to abled standards of being a Productive Member Of Society does not make your life and your achievements have any less value.

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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forever2k13blogger:

i wonder how many future famous people i’ve met

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

mikey-weston:

This show.

armisael:

the best video on the internet

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

snorlaxatives:

a fun night out for me is going to target

thegestianpoet:

here’s the thing:

  • respect sex workers, but
  • do not defend the porn industry 
kanayamarydayum:

the skeletons are evolving and we are not prepared

kanayamarydayum:

the skeletons are evolving and we are not prepared